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Milk Chocolate

by Hershey’s
Info Details
Country USA   
Type Milk Chocolate   
Strain Blend   
Source
Flavor Sugar   
Style Mainstream      
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Listed here because an entire nation weaned on stores of it; a whole army fought a world war on it; & some still even adore it. Right up there with Surfin’ USA, Harley Davidson, & Jack Kerouac. If anyone has a problem with that, bite it.
Appearance   1.3 / 5
Color: all done up in dun
Surface: enough pox marks to resemble Freddie Kreuger’s face (should always come in spooky Halloween design wrapper)
Temper: angry
Snap: cholic
Aroma   4.2 / 10
stink of sour milk tang, so it must be all right
Mouthfeel   7.1 / 15
Texture: pulverized sand bag
Melt: gunka khan
Flavor   28.5 / 50
1st break & bite & straight to the back of the barn… (NOTE: butyric acid comes from milk fats; in a process called lipolysis, fatty acids in milk decompose, resulting in a rancid "goaty" taste. Hershey's purposefully puts its chocolate through controlled lipolysis, giving it that bottom-of-a-cow’s-foot flavor.)
Quality   9.4 / 20
... yep, The Great American Cheese Bar

  

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