Tumeric of a Goat Thing
by WKND
Impact
The scarce vowel aka disenvowelling in vogue nowadays meets the clever double-entendre wits in the barsmith WKND.
'Weekend' or 'We Kind', from the evergreener state of Colorado, whips up a blended White Chocolate bender here. Hotter than an afternoon of cool runnins down Ajax.
Chocolate's a fucking grind; just add spices to oil & call it a bar.
Smart.
'Weekend' or 'We Kind', from the evergreener state of Colorado, whips up a blended White Chocolate bender here. Hotter than an afternoon of cool runnins down Ajax.
Chocolate's a fucking grind; just add spices to oil & call it a bar.
Smart.
Appearance 3.7 / 5
| Color: | weirding mustard lemon golden-green |
| Surface: | clean slate |
| Temper: | nuked by plastic wrapper transfer |
| Snap: | a silencer |
Aroma 9.1 / 10
gingerbread evolves to warm spice cake with deep bed of malted molasses
Mouthfeel 12.3 / 15
| Texture: | foresoothing the swelter to come |
| Melt: | quick for a White |
Flavor 40.4 / 50
directly translates from the Aromatics led by cardamom until a sneaking then blasting pepper furnace heats up the oral chamber to take exception of the foregoing -> goat-tang trails to the fiery end -> flammables carry on in the aft-linger, torching up a pumpkin pie spice rack
Quality 14.2 / 20
WKND gets lit.
Evidently too much of a good thing means much more is even better on the way to overkill. Attacks the course with gnarly relish (re: aggression).
Adding much too much pepper puts the kibosh on this assemblage. Kinda ∆9 minus the entourage FXs.
Tumeric absolutely effaced / annihilated in the conflagration. Deft, even considerate, though to contain the flameboyance in a fat lipid base of White Chocolate that (em)balms the burn marks.
O, but the succulence & sweetness at the front lip. Enough to elicit Ave, WKND, morituri te salutant from consumers soon to be consumed.
Avete vos.
INGREDIENTS: cocoa butter, goat's milk powder, sugar, spices
Reviewed July 27, 2017
Evidently too much of a good thing means much more is even better on the way to overkill. Attacks the course with gnarly relish (re: aggression).
Adding much too much pepper puts the kibosh on this assemblage. Kinda ∆9 minus the entourage FXs.
Tumeric absolutely effaced / annihilated in the conflagration. Deft, even considerate, though to contain the flameboyance in a fat lipid base of White Chocolate that (em)balms the burn marks.
O, but the succulence & sweetness at the front lip. Enough to elicit Ave, WKND, morituri te salutant from consumers soon to be consumed.
Avete vos.
INGREDIENTS: cocoa butter, goat's milk powder, sugar, spices
Reviewed July 27, 2017