Impact
Appearance 2.6 / 5
mylar inner wrapper
mylar inner wrapper
| Color: | very light brown - jaundiced; low cacáo count? |
| Surface: | unfinished |
| Temper: | soft; uneven (plastic molecular transfer of the wrapper) |
| Snap: | sound of one hand clapping; non-existent |
Aroma 6.2 / 10
milk cream just a lubricant for saccharine malt balls trying to slip the spider's web along w/... pick your machine grease: WD-40, 3-in-1 Oil, or Liquid Wrench (+ some macadamia oil too)
Mouthfeel 8.7 / 15
| Texture: | soft & powderful |
| Melt: | fast; slightly clumpy |
Flavor 23.1 / 50
jump starts macadamia -> milk pwdr gums up the works developing malt balls -> develops flat choc dominated by chemical taste of artifical sweetener (none listed on label but that maltitol yum & sorbitol freeze prevails) & motor oil on the spillway; after effects more corn syrup than caramel
Quality 9.6 / 20
Where Caoni is right at home with its regional dark chocolate bars, this is just an awkward kludge. Boys & girls, stick with Snickers.
