Color:	pinkened brown
Surface:	perfect front; pitted back (due to pecans)
Temper:	suspiciously hi-wattage for a milk (plastic wrapper transfer onto the bar?)
Snap:	muffled (as expected)

sugar-sweet axis; cool vanilla milkshake

Texture:	crispy soft; midweight
Melt:	remarkably continuous given the constituents

vanilla & nuts converge to mimic a wafer -> carmelized dimension releases butterscotch -> jack-knifes chocolate milk

Barely survives the wreckage of a collision.