Sugar bombs rarely taste this good... sweet & tacky like that for midnight cravings & satisfying the fix.
Appearance 2.2 / 5
|Color:||dirty brown milk|
|Surface:||surface of the moon|
|Temper:||hazy grey atmosphere|
Aroma 4.1 / 10
vinyl -> scalded milk -> burnt cocoa; discarded trash on the rubdown
Mouthfeel 10.3 / 15
|Texture:||starts life as a gobstopper-turned-to-pudding...|
|Melt:||... settles as a firm pillow stuffed in the mouth|
Flavor 43.9 / 50
chocolate milk -> malt -> caramel (plasticene & freeze-dried) -> higher malt / pure malt ball -> croissant -> creamed ending
Quality 18 / 20
Inferior industrial-matter – practically hazmat - gets huge results. Who can fault that?