Nutritional Choc
by Gary Null
Impact
Frankensteroid vege-mite – the only thing missing in this ‘nought-riceutical’ bar is powdered egg whites.
Appearance 3.2 / 5
| Color: | dim milky cast |
| Surface: | coarse |
| Temper: | fudge |
| Snap: | dud thud |
Aroma 6.4 / 10
moose-snout
Mouthfeel 5.8 / 15
| Texture: | dry crumble cake |
| Melt: | virtually none; just disintegrates |
Flavor 27.1 / 50
soy powder + all sorts of green & red stuff (barley grass, alfalfa, dried apricot, cherry, apple... ad nauseam) basically ‘null’-ifies any real chocolate that might be there, to go along w/ unnatural vanillin
Quality 4.9 / 20
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