Java Junkie
by Jacques Torres
Impact
Appearance 1.4 / 5
| Color: | soylent brown discoloration |
| Surface: | totaled: dents, holes, burn marks |
| Temper: | glossy tabloid disaster |
| Snap: | damaged & broken; crumbling edge |
Aroma 3.3 / 10
pancake batter w/ Aunt Jemima™ milk-coffee syrup -> warms up to Mrs. Butterworth™ mocha
Mouthfeel 4.6 / 15
| Texture: | grains & powders |
| Melt: | turbo |
Flavor 15.7 / 50
aroma tells the story: coffee chalk -> glues & polymers -> bitter butterscotch at the bottom -> artificial pancake syrup -> glucose
Quality 3.1 / 20
Yeah, this gives the system a jolt. Torres achieves the improbable: takes his abysmal Milk Choc base & further degrades it. A junk pile-up.
ING: sugar, whole milk pwdr, cacáo butter, cocoa mass, soya lecithin, vanilla, coffee
ING: sugar, whole milk pwdr, cacáo butter, cocoa mass, soya lecithin, vanilla, coffee
