List of Banned Words

The FCC has its clusterfuck of banned words (none of them prohibited, obviously, on this site). Here’s ours, & please contact us to add your own.

DECADENT (or use with caution)
DELECTABLE
DELICIOUS
DELIGHTFUL
DIVINE
AWESOME
CHOCOLATEY; CHOCOLATINESS
COMPLEX, adj., excepting the 6th Law of Chocodynamics
CONNOISSEUR
CRAZY
ELEGANT
EXQUISITE
“FOOD OF THE GODS” (unless making a larger point)
GOURMAND
GOURMET
HEAVENLY
HINTS OF…
INTERESTING
OMG (that includes OMFG, Usher & will.i.am)
PLEASANT
SCRUMPTIOUS
SOPHISTICATED
SPLENDID (use with caution)
TASTY
… TO DIE FOR
“TROPICAL FRUITS” (unless specified; see photo below)
WONDERFUL
THE AMBIGUOUS ‘Y’s (FRUITY, NUTTY, EARTHY, SPICY…)
YUMMY; or its double-fault YUMMILICIOUS

Please no spit… just pith

trop-fruits1Is this what alpha-tasters mean when they say “this chocolate is, ahem, very complex with hints of tropical fruits”?

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