The FCC has its clusterfuck of banned words (none of them prohibited, obviously, on this site). Here’s ours, & please contact us to add your own.
DECADENT (or use with caution)
COMPLEX, adj., excepting the 6th Law of Chocodynamics
“FOOD OF THE GODS” (unless making a larger point)
OMG (that includes OMFG, Usher & will.i.am)
SPLENDID (use with caution)
… TO DIE FOR
“TROPICAL FRUITS” (unless specified; see photo below)
THE AMBIGUOUS ‘Y’s (FRUITY, NUTTY, EARTHY, SPICY…)
YUMMY; or its double-fault YUMMILICIOUS
Please no spit… just pith
Is this what alpha-tasters mean when they say “this chocolate is, ahem, very complex with hints of tropical fruits”?