Macha
by Vosges
Impact
Beautiful packaging, lovely imprinting on the bar, cooing with inspirational mantras of 'fire invites the palate & stimulates the mind'.
Sorry Charlie…just another silicon-titty / 100k cosmetic surgery / airhead stripper here.
A tamper-proof reminder that Vosges is tops in the business of cosmeticians marketing fake-bliss.
Sorry Charlie…just another silicon-titty / 100k cosmetic surgery / airhead stripper here.
A tamper-proof reminder that Vosges is tops in the business of cosmeticians marketing fake-bliss.
Appearance 4.6 / 5
| Color: | buff brown |
| Surface: | high plate |
| Temper: | matte |
| Snap: | non-existent |
Aroma 8.2 / 10
soft summer hay & light tea
Mouthfeel 11.3 / 15
| Texture: | tender |
| Melt: | quik |
Flavor 16.9 / 50
sugar -> surpassed by oil from soft, light macha -> heavy iron & cadmium of industrial-grade green tea takes over
Quality 5.7 / 20
Vosges’ now-patented commercial 41% kiddy sugar-brew, with poor quality Lipton-like tea blended in. Flat, heavy, & 1 dimensional.
Don’t waste your tooth enamel & blood sugar levels on this.
ING: cocoa mass, sugar, dry milk, milk fat, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, vanilla, macha green tea powder
Don’t waste your tooth enamel & blood sugar levels on this.
ING: cocoa mass, sugar, dry milk, milk fat, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, vanilla, macha green tea powder