Impact
Sweetened rat poison. If acid is the oxygen of chocolate then this amounts to O3 – causterizing tissue with hyperglycemic acetate.
Appearance 4.7 / 5
| Color: | dangerously gorgeous black |
| Surface: | skin smooth |
| Temper: | satin sheen |
| Snap: | soft, opens to a fuschia-colered cream paste |
Aroma 7.2 / 10
floral apothecary w/ blue cheese funk & castor oil
Mouthfeel 6.6 / 15
| Texture: | enrobed confection: soft spread interior/semi-hard exterior |
| Melt: | 2 tone |
Flavor 17.3 / 50
blindingly bright floodlight of cranberry... creates havoc via disorientation, & pactically nothing but... except sugar, glucose syrup & Hi-C fruit juice concentrate for sickly sweet ‘n sour combustion doused at very end by cocoa fat & lavender after-tremors
Quality 3.9 / 20
Recklessly drunk cranberry cocktail