Arriba w/ Berry/Pepper
by Hachez
Impact
Appearance 4.7 / 5
| Color: | strawberry brown |
| Surface: | spangled strawberry-fields forever... w/ lone green pepper popping thru |
| Temper: | soft neon |
| Snap: | berrific |
Aroma 7.2 / 10
ginch variation of berries ‘n cream: strawberry just bleeding out the wrappper til it’s powder dry against blue cheese
Mouthfeel 10.4 / 15
| Texture: | another adipose explosion from the butter king, Hachez (CBS 3 : 5.5 : 2); here w/ rubberized bits |
| Melt: | ticks (i.e., seized) |
Flavor 34.8 / 50
Cajun-style blackened strawberry -> massive bubble yum despite constant companion of underlying bitter; green pepper influences progression w/out ever fully appearing, by warming the proceedings into soylent brown -> cuts-off by going out on glucose & corn-syrup (the “natural flavorings” listed on the label?)
Quality 11.5 / 20
A mismatch; Hachez’ version of cocoa just grating the sides of dried strawberry; & pepper, instead of refereeing, aggravates the problem.