Crave
by NewTree
Impact
Hyper-gushy Barbie Doll in dorm perfume. For mad cravings to satisfy a sweet-tooth ache when absolutely anything will do - Hershey's, Godiva, Oreos, Chips Ahoy, Nutella, Sarah Lee pound cake or this PMS fixer.
Appearance 4.8 / 5
| Color: | rose tan |
| Surface: | unblemished |
| Temper: | soft matte |
| Snap: | high-pitched & lyrical for a dark let alone a milk |
Aroma 8.1 / 10
nose-bleeding: candied apricot punch thickened w/ soy; chocolate completely KO'd
Mouthfeel 7.8 / 15
| Texture: | sandy |
| Melt: | lazy flab hag |
Flavor 29.5 / 50
gets the hook right on - cocoa, then immediately an apricot pulp shower -> bumps up the volume & skittles off to fake-fruit honeysuckle-lime undercurrant -> rapidly deflates on vanilla caramel wax w/ salt pinch -> powdered milk > structure totally collapses into pulverized dry wall of sheet rock (soy, casein, fruit concretion)... the ultimate bland dream-killer
Quality 11.2 / 20
Tatty candy manufacture... amped & enigineered chemicals. Chocolate takes a back seat - hell, a rumble seat that falls off the wagon - to this little French-Belgium 'mon petite abricot' love show... which crashes into a dry wall.