Color:	dark coffin brown
Surface:	mottled
Temper:	semi-gloss
Snap:	low

dismal: dutched cocoa -> shoe leather / dried smoke / dark-tone roast -> shit-ake mushroom / dirt -> melted cheese

Texture:
Melt:

cinnamon browned sugar -> warm peanut / pecan mix brings depth & transition to... a wretchedly lonesome bitter (melancholic taste shifter), the death before -> iron death

Should come with combat pay. Careless execution; heavy metal bitterness runs roughshod over a bean demanding a production engineer at the controls.