Supple as a rodeo - ayo, young buck, for 2 bits, whadayaxpect? Marilyn Lysohir, head Cowgirl, is the Annie Oakley of chocolate. She sets sticky traps such as peanut butter truffles that’ll knock you off your horse. Spicy in her dialect means hot as a branding iron - a couple of ‘em torch the mouth so good you’ll cry out with your eyes watering ‘where’s the chocolate?’ like an orphan screaming for firemen to douse the flames. Or maybe city-slickers are just too punk for cowgirls.
Presentation 4 / 5
fashionably dressed & suited up for the side-saddle
Aromas 3.3 / 5
not quite raunchy but ranchy
Textures/Melt 6.8 / 10
|Centers:||trick rope... & before ya know it you’re hooked on the inner-girlie lip|
Flavor 38.5 / 50
rough stuff that can hurt
Quality 18.7 / 30
Some bronc, mostly bull.
|Couverture:||won’t ask – won’t tell|