Cacáo is considered a gift from the gods presented to high priests & priestesses (chocolatiers) to guide faithful mortals (consumers) towards other-worldly experiences. Apparently they are very angry & wish to punish us by unleashing this pox-in-a-box.
Presentation 2.6 / 5
half dome molds cut in half again
Aromas 1.4 / 5
rubber & wax
Textures/Melt 2.7 / 10
Flavor 4.4 / 50
crazy skittles action: cherries, orange, & asorbic acid
Quality 2.3 / 30
Phantom-force chocolate the excuse & conduit for flavored vitamins & minerals & omega-3s, including a 1st – “organic” glucose syrup... because anything & everything organic must, by definition, be good for you. Just eat fruits, vegetables, & flax seed instead.