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Country USA   
Type Brut   (91%)
Strain Blend   
Source Venezuela   
Flavor Earthen   
Style Industrial      
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What was a toxic superfund dump-site upon its release – a scary stare into the bitter abyss, dug so straight from the flat-earth society that it gave the planet a bad name - remains a messy clean-up project despite years of attention. Proof positive that learning the ropes is a gradual process.
Appearance   5 / 5
Color: pink-cinnamon brown
Surface: striking wrapper surpassed only by the supermodel inside; even the whirling looks designer-swirling striking wrapper surpassed only by the supermodel inside
Temper: paparazzi flashbulbs
Snap: can do no wrong: loud ‘n proud
Aroma   6.9 / 10
spring-loaded monster boxed in butter: curdled berries ‘n cream, dried banana malt, musty maple wood, & vegetal stalk shot thru chocolate ginch; what is this?
Mouthfeel   12.1 / 15
Texture: starts slow & dry, unforgiving grain...
Melt: ... collapses - swells big & fat w/ butter roll-off; evacuates astringent
Flavor   35.3 / 50
bitter evil -> maple tree w/out syrup, just twigs & leaves -> moonshine stump juice -> blueberry / banana waiting for release but locked up inside the goop -> passing vine of red wine -> small butter ‘n bread moment -> roars back to where it began – to the barking bitter end
Quality   12.4 / 20
A blend of beans from the unheralded western reaches of Venezuela. Poorly cultivated crop (is that the 'organic' of it) with uneven fermentation symptomatic of Ecuadorian cacáo. Generally falls flat on its trunk into a vat of fat despite a CBS of ~ 5: 5: 1 & feels unawakened, partially dead.

That said, this has improved over the years. Theo, however, still overly compliments the batch, thinking it can stand well on its own, at a low sugar percentage free of the typical vanilla additive, which ironically only complicates matters.

ING: cocoa beans, sugar, cacáo butter

  

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