Milk Chocolate
by Dove
Impact
Appearance 4.1 / 5
| Color: | opaque brown (sort of jaundiced) |
| Surface: | pristine |
| Temper: | spit shine |
| Snap: | shuts the plunk up |
Aroma 6.8 / 10
Snicker's™ on steroids with a cream powder nougat
Mouthfeel 6.3 / 15
| Texture: | grainy & stiff |
| Melt: | greasy & slick |
Flavor 32.8 / 50
Rollo's™ right off the Tootsie Roll™ -> Slo-Poke™ -> candy corn with a cool sorbitol edge -> fake almond for some "Mars-i-pan" -> tallow starts taking over, backed by artificial butterscotch -> glycerin bubble -> leaves a cloying-sweet oil-slick around a soap ring in the tub
Quality 12.2 / 20
Cosmetics from Mars.
Mars, the owner of Dove™, can be excused for its Dove Dark because it's a candy giant rather than a genuine chocolate maker. One would think, however, that a Milk Choc confection with the full make-up kit of lecithin, vanilla, & all sorts of milk solids would be right up its alley.
In its defense, almost none of the constituent ingredients are perceptible, their fusion so well integrated into a compound.
Candy porn.
At least Dove's™ soap rinses away clean.
ING: sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skim milk, milk fat, lactose, soy lecithin, natural & artificial flavors
Reviewed May 7, 2012
Mars, the owner of Dove™, can be excused for its Dove Dark because it's a candy giant rather than a genuine chocolate maker. One would think, however, that a Milk Choc confection with the full make-up kit of lecithin, vanilla, & all sorts of milk solids would be right up its alley.
In its defense, almost none of the constituent ingredients are perceptible, their fusion so well integrated into a compound.
Candy porn.
At least Dove's™ soap rinses away clean.
ING: sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, skim milk, milk fat, lactose, soy lecithin, natural & artificial flavors
Reviewed May 7, 2012