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Colombia Tumaco
India
Peru
Madagascar

by Ridgewood
Info Details
Country USA   
Type Brut   
Strain Hybrid   
Source India   (+ Colombia; + Peru; + Madagascar)
Flavor Earthen   (burnt Earth)
Style Industrial      
lo
med
hi
CQ
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Smoke
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911
EMS
Sirens
NYFD
D.O.A.
FEMA
R.I.P.
Appearance   3.2 / 5
Color: black tar
Surface: lumpy backside wales & rivulets
Temper: ominous onyx
Snap: closed
Aroma   1.4 / 10
Colombia Tumaco
heavy charring
coal
robusto coffee
fried peanut brittle

India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) + speck of cinnamon cuts the air

Peru
Ditto

Madagascar
Ditto
Mouthfeel   9.3 / 15
Texture: sand with occasionally Nib frags
Melt: quik & dry
Flavor   7.5 / 50
Colombia Tumaco:
direct transfer of the Aromatics, simply stronger with a dose of gas & soot to boot which smothers any trace of a nuance

India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) except sweeter (loquat) & more gaseous & more bitter (betel); cinnamon listed on the label but virtually undetectable

Peru
black coffee, 2 sugars

Madagascar
sourdough charcoal
Quality   10.3 / 20
Bonfire chocolate. Whether roasted long ‘n strong or short ‘n torched, this just burnt beyond recognition. If a campfire sing-a-long, the sticks holding the marshmallows would be incinerated along with them (perhaps the tents too).

Nothing left but to call the sanitation dept.

Sorry.

In actuality, stovetop pan-roasted; toasted to a charred crisp for easy peeling. A method reinforced by glowing Yelp! reviews. So much for Yelp! reviews. Seriously, this isn't chocolate, it's charcoal.

(10 points in this Quality Section a homage to decent if desecrated cocoa beans from Uncommon Cacao.)

INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, sugar

Reviewed January 16, 2019

  

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