Cacao Reserve Milk
by Hershey’s
Impact
Rank pleasure that becomes necessary every now & then, as most guys need to visit a whorehouse every now & then. One of those good-for-your soul things to taste shame.
Appearance 1.1 / 5
| Color: | camel dung or dirty toxic water muck |
| Surface: | inconsequential |
| Temper: | flat coat |
| Snap: | so soft it bends for you before asking it to |
Aroma 2.3 / 10
going straight for the bling filling in your teeth: huge caramel roll w/ cheap perfume coming off the escalator at Bloomies /Level 6; What is this? Some lab tech flavorist’s interpretation of fake flowers?
Mouthfeel 5.9 / 15
| Texture: | sticky fudge |
| Melt: | glopagos |
Flavor 37.8 / 50
caramel all the way, baby; daughters of the American revolution say “yeah”... “Yeah!”... yumm-o, huh?
Quality 14.2 / 20
Dime-store variety wrapped upmarket gourmet.