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Creole

by Vosges
Info Details
Country USA   
Type Flavored   (Chicory; 70%)
Strain Amelonado   (Amazon)
Source São Tomé   
Flavor Earthen   
Style Industrial      
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A terrible mesh of a shituation & probably in violation of some Dept. of Sanitation code.
Appearance   3.2 / 5
Color: slaty (dark grayish blue)
Surface: splotchy whey-faced schlub; divets & pebbled backing w/ a cliché inscription "Inspire the People Around You" (if only Vosges would be inspired to produce good work)
Temper: dull
Snap: powerfully strong envelope; excellent
Aroma   7.4 / 10
portentious: stale coffee grounds & paraffin overlay corn, cocoa, & copra; wood beneath
Mouthfeel   9.7 / 15
Texture: creeping chitinous things
Melt: rough 'n coming
Flavor   18.6 / 50
ADSR
Attack - goes for the throat w/ old dried-out coffee
Decay - dead cocoa -> fecal refuse (the aroma is the speculum) takes on everything - the dog w/ the fleas
Sustain - inedible scrap heap / strewn garbage -> nibs further aggravate, creating a choke point... stalls & stretches
Release - aggressively dirty tannins flatten everything at the back -> coffee grinds stuck in the throat for days
Quality   5.8 / 20
Brooding melancholy thanks to inferior ingredients. Vosges really scraping the bottom of the toilet under the ethos 'any old crap will do'. Confirming once again it's all in the packaging & messaging for them. "Creole", "New Orleans style", & "chicory" appear on the label as marketing seductors (pseudo-exoticism for quasi-eroticism), the last having little to do in the flavor scheme other than to make what's already murky all the more blurry. A farcical Bayou jamboree.

  

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