Finely-conched for Milk Chocolate is all smoke & mirrors in the flavor dept. Taste & texture harken to stale Santas in February.
Appearance 4.3 / 5
|Surface:||high steel plate|
|Temper:||mottled sea foam|
|Snap:||great crumble, no snap|
Aroma 2.8 / 10
burnt paraffin under spoiled scalded milk & rottten high-fructose corn syrup
Mouthfeel 10.2 / 15
|Texture:||smooth but no spread over the palate|
|Melt:||fleeting fast & watery|
Flavor 29.7 / 50
aggressive wax ‘n sugar starter -> light toasted milk middle -> surprising spice burn (nice cinnamon back) -> caramel -> light steel & machine oil finish
Quality 8.3 / 20
Tired, harsh... almost high-fructose corn syrup burn with little-to-no chocolate flavor / savor: dairy ending tastes of canned, out-of-date condensed milk standing against a paltry percentage of cocoa mass (CBS ~1:3:4).