Gianduja
by Vosges
Impact
Appearance 1.7 / 5
| Color: | jaundice |
| Surface: | nuts pimpling thru |
| Temper: | demi-glace |
| Snap: | limp & impotent... sonar couldn't pick it up |
Aroma 4.6 / 10
greasy ballpark / mall-court nut bag
Mouthfeel 6.9 / 15
| Texture: | goop |
| Melt: | falls apart into shrapnel |
Flavor 22.1 / 50
warm nut butter -> blastic sugar -> motor oil; where the chocolate, baba?
Quality 5.7 / 20
Confected ignorance. Ingredients list "deep milk chocolate", i.e., Vosges-code for fat folds of flab & annoying nut chunks rather than high cacao-content.