Dominicana Vollmilch

by Coppeneur
Info Details
Country Germany   
Type Dark-Milk   (52%; Batch 55575)
Strain Hybrid   
Source Dominican Republic   
Flavor Earthen   
Style Industrial      
Metrosexuals continue to trend on with Mantyhose, Murse, Manscara & more... all part of the modern brosiery movement.

Depending on the province / estate, D.R. can be among the more masculine cacáos. Add milk & any kid can play scrabble with this b-a-r, seeing how it easily shifts around & lactates to need a b-r-a for its heavy Moobs set.
Appearance   4.9 / 5

Beauty Bar Alert: Contestant for the M. Universe Title Wearing the Sash
Color: rosewood
Surface: the 'after-photo' for an acne commercial -- unblemished
Temper: matte make-up quality
Snap: snippy
Aroma   8.8 / 10
traditional Milk Chocolate (milk, vanilla, caramel) + unconventional MC (tamarind, candy corn & cherry blossom)
Mouthfeel   10.2 / 15
Texture: soft paste
Melt: goo; minute grit
Flavor   37.7 / 50
grousing milk powder (24% of the total package) -> heavy malt -> cocoa settles the milk dust down -> tamarind & mulberry (sweet moment but just a moment) -> no escaping however the casein / hard dairy protein -> dirty date -> reaches down into small caramel junk -> salted-semen crackers &, once more as with Coppeneur's DM-Ghana, caulking the aftertaste
Quality   12 / 20
Tastes of some pre-fab in re-hab & inauthentic. 57% cacáo-content overshadowed by belligerent additives.

Haphazard / sloppy construction; poorly configured & executed (integration issues revealed in the Texture), using some substandard ingredients... all conspire for lopsided flavor.

As detected prior with Coppeneur's Dark-Milk Ghana, some element of the production is tainted (probably the dairy &/or vanilla).

Given the company's once-stellar rise & reputation, this approximates a hard fall.

The chocolate biz-cum-MBA seminar: do the minimum ya can get away with.

INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, sugar, vanilla

Reviewed May 2, 2012


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