Impact
Hey, Tommy, is that you on the album jacket of, uh, this here new power blues act named Mitzi Blue?
Ahhh, if so, someone's using my likeness & ripping us off again, man. Can't see that well anymore. The image is so F-ing small. Let me put my sunglasses on to take a better look (or just click on the image to the right).
Could be, Cheech. Either that or John Lennon checking on something juicy in the sky, like the frickin sun were a jewel or something. show more »
Ahhh, if so, someone's using my likeness & ripping us off again, man. Can't see that well anymore. The image is so F-ing small. Let me put my sunglasses on to take a better look (or just click on the image to the right).
Could be, Cheech. Either that or John Lennon checking on something juicy in the sky, like the frickin sun were a jewel or something. show more »
Appearance 4.8 / 5
| Color: | indica brown |
| Surface: | fuzzy crystals |
| Temper: | chill |
| Snap: | strikes a match to its... ah, forgot |
Aroma 8.2 / 10
yo, where's the hemp?
smells like some peanut & Joyva® honey sesame crunch nougat mortared together with White & Milk Choc -> lets out straw hay & malted grains
smells like some peanut & Joyva® honey sesame crunch nougat mortared together with White & Milk Choc -> lets out straw hay & malted grains
Mouthfeel 11.9 / 15
| Texture: | no sinsemilla here -- pretty seedy |
| Melt: |
huh? wha? it's over? Why you breaking now right in the middle of this stretch of road? Because of that 'STOP' sign. Dude, you busted that a half-mile back. Oh, must be a little delayed reaction then. |
Flavor 44.2 / 50
simple kidz-stuff: malty Milk Chocolate -> moves to a very low caramel roll -> close on the heels of the herbal green aspects in hemp (peas & pistachio) -> straight vanilla-MC flush
Quality 17.8 / 20
Mitzi Blue represents the playful though less wild side of Zotter, at least compared to his hand-scooped line which sports creative bars that range from, not gummy bears, but gummy fish to blood 'n guts chocolate (literally).
Hanfplantage captures Zotter in his more relaxed, passive state befitting the theme behind the ingredients -- green herbal hemp & mild Milk as opposed to some amped-up crack in a brut Dark Chocolate of punishing high-percentage cacáo-content.
The effects are so tranquil they practically narcotize the taste-buds in swinging open the doors of imperception. They can be felt more than anything else in the Texture, the same way that breasts can balloon a size or two in the hands of a stoned lover (try it, you'll like it).
Quite satisfying even as it leaves much of the high to the imagination.
INGREDIENTS: raw cane sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, full cream milk powder, hemp seeds, skimmed milk, salt, vanilla
Reviewed July 16, 2012
Hanfplantage captures Zotter in his more relaxed, passive state befitting the theme behind the ingredients -- green herbal hemp & mild Milk as opposed to some amped-up crack in a brut Dark Chocolate of punishing high-percentage cacáo-content.
The effects are so tranquil they practically narcotize the taste-buds in swinging open the doors of imperception. They can be felt more than anything else in the Texture, the same way that breasts can balloon a size or two in the hands of a stoned lover (try it, you'll like it).
Quite satisfying even as it leaves much of the high to the imagination.
INGREDIENTS: raw cane sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, full cream milk powder, hemp seeds, skimmed milk, salt, vanilla
Reviewed July 16, 2012