Box Chocolate Review

La Perla di Torino

Info Details
Country Italy   
Style Mainstream      
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REDUX REVIEW

Back in the day when the financial crisis triggered the Great Recession, this box was subprime with all the bad mortgages that sunk the market. Several years on & La Perla lifts its game… somewhere between semi-fine & super-prime.

Rather than a composite average of both evaluations, the overall rating reflects the updated one.
Presentation   4.2 / 5
flashy grab bag of gold & silver foil wrappers, the kind of stuff that cuts the benji stacks like so much confetti making it rain at a strip club
Aromas   3.7 / 5
a nut house
Textures/Melt   8.2 / 10
Shells: variable (including some without shell)
Centers: variable too, though generally of solid to high standard
Flavor   40.4 / 50
what formerly displayed a obnoxious attitude with so many untrue moments now turns toward more honest & genuine confections
Quality   22.6 / 30
For both the feeding masses & the pretentious food whores
Selections
Couverture: generic (probably ICAM)
Gianduiotto - sugar & cocoa mere bystanders to super rich, oily hazelnuts, well-roasted & from Piedmont no doubt; as if hazelnut butter sat around until its oil separated from the nutmeat & this poured off

Nero Tartufo Dolce Pralinato - strong dry cocoa-dust starter, almost throat-searing, until cloyed & globbed by enough glucose corn syrup to run an experimental hybrid vehicle for days which this achieves with a stick shift pulling both on the palate & the teeth thanks to some chewy sugared egg whites; a crowd grabber

Tartufo Bianco alla Nocciola - maybe critiques on the C-spot® like these back in 2009 forced La Perla's hand some: "Piedmont hazelnuts the many speed bumps, confected in hi-sugared milk choc, comes to a screeching metallic vanillin halt like an ABS braking system without tires" because real vanilla, moderated sugar, & add'l cocoa butter now boost this piece to classic repertoire & reputation levels

Chocolate-covered Coffee Beans - micro-sized with super smooth glaze for snorting; full-city roast - & then some - just a disrespectful beanstomper ripping it without a shred of consideration for cacáo; why bother... just serve the espresso

Tartufo Stracciatella -- a sugar bomb laden with dusky hazelnut & just a dusting of cocoa but well-tailored & appointed flavors enriched with ample cocoa butter for quite the indulgent splurge

Albesi al Rhum -- heavily fortified chocolate, the cocoa just an excuse to pour it on… only 5% rum listed, which vaporizes seemingly to 95 proof, or all rum / all the time; requires ID (fake or not) of legal drinking age

Extreme Tartufo -- dry in every aspect; a classic irregular-shaped truffle of sugar, vanilla, cocoa mass + butter & caramelized Nibs… a potent lineup except the proportions misalign; less sugar / more mass would equal greater gastronomy; blinkered

Reviewed Autumn 2009
Revised May 15, 2014

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