Impact
Feeble bitch whose suffocating fat-finger grip keeps slipping off the chokepoint. A psych out – hurt by bad rep as hot-button roaster, Chocovic tries stealth maneuver: after burning the flavor flags, a clumsy buttered cover-up.
Appearance 4.4 / 5
| Color: | atomic brown w/ purple ray |
| Surface: | slate |
| Temper: | flat wax |
| Snap: | subsonic |
Aroma 5.7 / 10
suppressed yet ominous - charred roast: weak wood buried under butter cream -> floral tuberose -> peanut... all in all very little there there
Mouthfeel 13.3 / 15
| Texture: | obese & oily to the touch |
| Melt: | suffocating |
Flavor 33.4 / 50
acacia honey -> brown sugar -> cream -> charred flint spark -> butter -> tuberose -> margarine -> lone flattened blackberry -> lard (on theme) -> neutered chocolate -> wood board
Quality 13.6 / 20
Overly smooth. Named after the capital of Ecuador's Bolívar province but lost identity here: adiposed; bland & boring white-out; fragments smothered in fat. CBS (Cocoa Mass/Butter/Sugar ratio): 3::4::3