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Papua New Guinea

by Neuhaus
Info Details
Country Belgium   
Type Semi-Dark   (70%; Lot 09260)
Strain Criollo   (diluted)
Source Papua New Guinea   
Flavor Naked   
Style Classic      
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Papua New Guinea (“PNG”) for Pretty Near Generic. As with pharmaceuticals where generics can work just as well, this bar is an effective enough placebo & shuts up cravings about as well as a pacifer plug, in a chocolate case-file of Munchausen Syndrome in which a “caregiver” induces an illness in a person to gain control over their victim & elicit sympathy from others. Usually occurs with young parents on their vulnerable babies or, conversely, adult children with dying parents.
Appearance   4.9 / 5
new Neuhaus pkg w/ peek-a-boo window
Color: Darth brown tinged black cherry
Surface: 100g of solid block mold; well-poured & scored
Temper: beautiful flat textured-vinyl
Snap: basso profundo
Aroma   6.5 / 10
snickered by the huge knuckle prints of The VOG (Vanilla Oak Giant): vanilla caramel -> major nut haus (peanuts, the almond-like galip [Canarium indicum] & the very indigenous okari, not to mention coconuts) -> warm leather -> bottoms out on crushed taro chips
Mouthfeel   12.1 / 15
Texture: thick swollen paste
Melt: slow motion / slight unwieldy
Flavor   39.6 / 50
foretold by the Aroma: cocoa onrush -> copra (coconut) -> peanut -> streaming vanilla supresses a rising bitter insurrection -> enlivens to taro & yam -> sweetens thru to dried papaya spears which soften nut components toward cashew & the buttery okari -> honey-breadfruit -> soy damage (copious lecithin) -> Weeping Pine (Pinus patula; anise-like) -> almond caramel
Quality   14.7 / 20
Neuhaus yet to heed, nor apparently even hear, the cries of the new era chocolate crusaders; the ones calling for bar-smiths to ban lecithin & banish vanilla. (How soon before those same protesters decry sugar?) In fact, this classic Belgian house acts exactly the opposite as it sticks to its guns & publicizes the long list of ingredients -- in 7 languages no less (oh, the joys of European Disunion; at least it beats 2 World Wars & a divided continent).

A bar that defiantly puts it to them by nuking this chocolate with... what else?, vanilla & lecithin - the former at virtually cloying levels that effectively masks underlying bitterness the manufacturer terms “coffee” - to compensate for what the label indicates as no cacáo butter added back into the formulation, substantiated by a CBS (Cocoa Mass/Butter/Sugar ratio) of ~3/4/3.

The result tastes atypical for PNG. A Flavor that could’ve just as easily come from Ivory Coast except for that papaya-yam sequence.

ING: cocoa mass, sugar, lecithin, vanilla

Reviewed Summer 2010

  

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