Impact
Comfort food to ease the homesick blues when lost far from civilization in an open-air jeep & the GPS just died. Straight-edge, single-sided travels from caramellow to whomping caramel.
Appearance 2.4 / 5
... for the undeveloped beauty of it
... for the undeveloped beauty of it
| Color: | sand |
| Surface: | unpaved |
| Temper: | flat |
| Snap: | muddy |
Aroma 9.3 / 10
fantastic headwind hits from across the street; caramelized w/ lots of warm spices (vanilla, cinnamon, fennel, clove, pepper), backed in oak rooted deep in the ground
Mouthfeel 12.1 / 15
| Texture: | starts soft... then fits its flavor – caramel tug ‘n pull |
| Melt: | spinning wheels round & round like a tractor stuck in mud |
Flavor 42.6 / 50
rimrocks on caramel -> malted caramel -> concentrated milk powder isolate + more caramel -> now in extra-sized caramel -> vanilla accentuates roasted caramel -> caramel MAGNIFIED -> sliprock like sandstone, then vague pneumatic fruit chute -> on to marshamallow landing pad
Quality 18.8 / 20
Subtracts its parts for the sum of caramel. Speech-defying how pure, direct, & immediate the FXs. Components stack seamlessly, bearing such great pressure load on each other, the progression feels hardly linear at all - just a wall for scaling.