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Philippines
Guatemala
Madagascar

by Dormouse
Info Details
Country UK   
Type Dark-Milk   (+ Dark; + White Chocolate)
Strain Hybrid   
Source Philippines   (+ Guatemala; + Madagascar)
Flavor Earthen   (with some Twang)
Style Mainstream      
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med
hi
CQ
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Acidity
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December 2018... 'tis the season. Please forgive, can't resist:

'twas before Christmas & all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for Dormouse...
... Chocolates
out of Manchester UK which intersects Brexit, Climate Change, Fair Speech, et.al.

As with tea hungover from a vanquished empire, England will survive its quarrel(s) with the EU one way or another & continue to import cocoa. Some things, like tropical groceries, ppl just gotta have.

As per Climate Change, virtue-signaling among cocoa pod-brains on social media belies that the LCA (Life Cycle Assessment) for cacáo / cocoa / chocolate ain't pretty -- even in agroforestry settings. True, the impact of eating chocolate individually may not rise to the level of flying private. Then again, billions consume it everyday where only billionaires jet around in their G650s.

Habits are a helluva drug. Precisely why they're habits. Whether chocolate (morish = more + more), sex (bulging population, everybody?), Xanax (mental dis-ease) or whatever, w'all got at least one addiction.

Finally, to the word-police & censors trolling the multiverse with all the zeal of minders in the PRoC tallying 'social credits', it's no doubt unfair to print anything but praise for chocolate nowadays. Especially when stars, ribbons & medals get passed out freely as credit cards to pile up so much indebtedness (just pay to enter, everyone a winner).

So to sample then update those once-revolting bad boys, The Clash, off their Combat Rock LP, you have the right to free speech, if you're bold enough to use it.

Happy Holy Days
Appearance   4.6 / 5
Color: Philippines: rich brown inlaid by a soft sandstone hue
Philippines Dark-Milk: blushing cream
Guatemala: ravishing red
Guatemala Dark-Milk: pale sienna
Toasted White: light Bermuda tan (or in this case, another island -- Madagascar)
Surface: angular geo-mould
Temper: good gloss
Snap: sharp grade
Aroma   7.9 / 10
Philippines
71.5% cacáo-content; Kablon Farms, The Philippines
deep fudge
roasted cashew
floral top-note

Philippines Dark-Milk
56% cacáo-content; Kablon Farms, The Philippines
dense milk chocolate fudge packed to a near cocoa-cheese density (in the vein of Stilton blue)

Guatemala
72% cacáo-content; Lachuá, Alta Verapaz, Guatemala
black butterscotch treacle

Guatemala Dark-Milk
51.5% cacáo-content; Lachuá, Alta Verapaz, Guatemala
horrendous
out chunks pig-vomit & rectal drivel
foul from both ends

Toasted White
38% cacáo-butter content; Madagascar
berried-chocolate cuts thru a fine roasted cedar
Mouthfeel   12.1 / 15
Texture: somewhat greasy with slight nap
Melt: has some hold
Flavor   40.3 / 50
Philippines
indeterminate starter -> grainy development -> deep caramel fills the void -> coconut -> cashew -> faint mangosteen -> semi-stringent finish rolls over a young Scotch

Bland beginning; the end anything but. Heck of a progression that keeps building to a fine crescendo.

Philippines Dark-Milk
that Stilton head from the aroma wafts in over vanilla-caramel -> Slo-Poke® -> mild bitter undercoat -> caustic dusting of casein at the end

Trad elements mix with the unconventional. Carefully pegged at 56% cacao-content which pares the milk & the cocoa in a shared ratio -- neither dominates; both influence the other. Not the cleanest or smoothest milk powder. The FXs though awoke.

Guatemala
aromatic treacle followed on by sour mash -> small gas leak -> grows wooden with butterscotch varnish -> bad Vermouth at the back spills over into a cream seam (nice) -> cardamom afterburner

so commonly unevenly fermented

Guatemala Dark-Milk
similar dynamic to the Philippines Dark-Milk (above) except less balanced, more caustic, + a winking berry nod toward the back -> caramel -> cement cap stone

Mercifully tastes better than it smells.

Toasted White
A Milk Dud® dressed in bar drag -> Bosco® malt at the back -> extremely recessed sweetened cranberry

Fun, fun, fun til... mommy takes the candy away & the dentist starts drilling.
Quality   15 / 20
Mixed bag. The Guatemala some real dog squat. The others make the cut, with the Filipino dark setting the bar.

Reviewed December 19, 2018

  

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