What about Valrhona

Valrhona Le Noir Extra Amer 85% & 71% (and Valrhona Alpaco 66%) Hunting up the dark at Trader Joe’s? You’ll notice TJ’s stocks enough dark chocolate to befuddle the wisest among us. I’ve stood in the chocolate section for long minutes on...

A Visit to Chocolopolis

If you’re serious about Seattle’s dark side, you need to drop by <a href=”http://www.chocolopolis.com/”>Chocolopolis</a> in Queen Anne. Try their weekly happy hour, Thursdays, 5 to 9pm. Last week was staff picks — a lovely...

Taking Taza

Taza Stone Ground Dark Organic Chocolate In 70% & 80% 3 ounce (85g) bars When it’s time to go high-end, wrap your mouth around the words “artisan chocolate.” Say it a few times until it rolls smoothly off your tongue. Not so smooth? That’s...

Chocolate Bong

We’re all on drugs – Weezer In line with his film Roger & Me detailing the heartless incompetence of Detroit’s carmakers, Michael Moore once made an aside that if the government really wanted to defang organized crime, they should hire bungling GM management...

List of Banned Words

The FCC has its clusterfuck of banned words (none of them prohibited on this site). Here’s ours, & please contact us to add your own. DECADENT (or use with caution) DELECTABLE DELICIOUS DELIGHTFUL DIVINE CHOCOLATEY; CHOCOLATINESS COMPLEX, adj., excepting the 6th...

Cocoa Myth-Information

Word-Cloud dataset from front & back of 23 bar wrappers claiming to be Arriba cacáo; image generated via Wordle (http://www.wordle.net/); Cristian Melo @ 2010 Chocolate, like sex, sells. Better yet when sold together – the M.O. of Vosges. But really, no need to...

the C in the C-spot

The hysterics are wrong. 9/11 DID NOT change everything. That event, however momentous, forms part of a longer, continual loop of what prescient poet Robert Burns described back in 1785 as “man’s inhumanity to man”. Sgt. Pepper – now that arguably did change...

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